OK, its just time for a little rant. Once upon a time, I used to like getting email. Then the age of spam came along... And I started hating my inbox. After a while, we learned how to manage things and the inbox became a place of possibilities once again.
But of late, I can't help but think that the makers of potency products must be out of their freaking minds. I mean, let's consider the obvious points here.
- Don't they know that there is literally 564 emails per person per day already advertising their very wares?
- Aren't they aware that branding their products only now ensures their inclusion in spam filter databases?
- And honesty, how can they think that after 6,000 recorded years of human progeny from a few thousand people to over 10 billion earthly inhabitants that there is something so wrong with the majority of male virility during the last 5 years that we need everyone to take a special pill to make them "better".
I wish, I hope, I pray... That soon, someone realizes that multi-level marketing of these products is so lowly regarded by professionals, so inanely presented by the sales leaches, so vociferously loathed by the public, that the entire thing becomes a massive "dud". What a wonderful stroke of irony and love that would be.
In the words of that princess in a starship, "help us obee-juan, you're our only hope!"
Kim (deconstructor of advertisers) Gentes